My Empire Is in Decline Hoodie
S / Dark Heather
$47.99
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A cozy statement hoodie for anyone moving through a season of change. The centered design reads “My Empire Is in Decline,” pairing dry wit with a quietly dramatic, literary mood. It feels at home on slow mornings, late-night reading sessions, coffee runs, or thoughtful walks when a little self-aware humor says more than a loud graphic ever could. The medium-heavy cotton-polyester fleece brings warmth and a soft, comfortable feel, while the double-lined hood and kangaroo pocket add practical comfort for chilly days. With its classic fit and clean front placement, this hoodie carries an understated sense of irony for readers, overthinkers, and fans of beautifully phrased existential humor.
Product features
- 50% cotton and 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric for cozy warmth and a soft feel
- Classic fit with a tear-away label for comfortable, scratch-free wear
- Double-lined hood with a color-matched adjustable drawcord
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for convenient hand warmth
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for reduced fabric waste
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 50% cotton and 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric for cozy warmth and a soft feel
- Classic fit with a tear-away label for comfortable, scratch-free wear
- Double-lined hood with a color-matched adjustable drawcord
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for convenient hand warmth
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for reduced fabric waste
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Product information: Gildan 18500, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean